Secure Quote by Georg C. Lichtenberg

“The fly that does not want to be swatted is safest if it sits on the fly-swat.”

— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

It is best not to swat at the fly's starting position, but rather to aim a bit forward of that to anticipate where the…

— Michael Dickinson

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

— Jack Handy

Everybody wanna be fly til you swat em

— Lil Wayne

You couldn't hurt a fly." Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately…

— Josh Lanyon

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all…

— Bob Hope

The fly ought to be used as the symbol of impertinence and audacity; for whilst all other animals shun man more than anything else,…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

“It would be nice if a single swat made the fly think: 'Whoa. I'm not flying THERE again. But it doesn't. He keeps coming…

— Gregor Collins

Although their maneuverability is limited, blind flies can fly remarkably well.

— Michael Dickinson

You have to get beyond the barrier of self-protection before you can really fly.

— Elizabeth Streb

I always end up being the evil one, and I wouldn't hurt a fly.

— Eli Wallach

Outside our small safe place flies mystery.

— Anonymous