Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always shout, “Brick!”
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— Jarod Kintz

“People who live in brick houses shouldn't throw wrecking balls”

— Josh Stern

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll know I’m not playing when I display a brick. Shit’s getting…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a basketball. I’m not suggesting a brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass.
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— Jarod Kintz