Assessment Quote by Phyllis Diller

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went…

— Jay London

“Well, if it’s not an engagement ring, what is it?" He lifted my hand again and studied the ring. “It’s a... ‘I promise to…

— Tracey Lee Campbell

I knew my boyfriend was going to ask me to marry him. And I was sure the ring was going to be exceptional, and…

— Rena Sofer

A lot of guys are going to say, 'Look, if it meant me getting a Super Bowl ring, I'd run right over the top…

— Shannon Sharpe

“The ring is a copy of my mother’s. I took the stone from her engagement ring and had a jeweler place it in a…

— Molly Harper

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.

— Mitch Hedberg

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

— Milton Berle

When I had been dating my husband for a while, the president Obama said to me, "When is he going to put a ring…

— Alyssa Mastromonaco

I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the time that Dave and I have…

— Carmen Miranda

I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why…

— Henny Youngman

The ring on my finger isn't much but that doesn't matter because it symbolizes our love and the eternity we will be spending with…

— Jade

A girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye.

— Big L