This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“I'm going to make a jug, I'm going to make a plate, I'm going to make a lamp and the devil knows what more! That's what you might call being a man: freedom!" “Well?” I asked. “What about your finger?”… — Nikos Kazantzakis Copy Share Image
