Sleep Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an American flag, and then try to convince…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with its patronizing patriotism and imperialism. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we could figure out where sleep comes from, we’d know where…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz