Music Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz