Humor Quote by Jack Nicholson

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

— Jack Nicholson

“I had sunglasses on my head all day and I still feel like I am wearing sunglasses on my head, although I am not.…

— Kristin Hansen

“People who look good in glasses mustn't die. And you look wonderful in glasses.”

— Torii Nagomu

“Sunglasses make me feel cool. They also make me feel cool. (Stylish and refreshingly chilly).”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I took him to be about thirty, but it's hard to tell with fat people: they've no skin spare for wrinkles.”

— Mark Lawrence

“Oh, the spectacles - I have to wear them when I go abroad, I have such kind eyes you see, beggars and things cluster…

— Nancy Mitford

“Marry a nearsighted man and you’ll never look old.”

— Fannie Flagg

“It’s like looking at the sun, I worry if I don’t look away his image will be burned on my retinas for the rest…

— Jaden Wilkes

I just can't eat without my sunglasses,

— Calista Flockhart

“I should think he must be rather a dressy man for his time of life. Such a number of looking-glasses! Oh Lord! There is…

— Jane Austen