I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I'd prefer if people had no impressions of me. As a kid, I had to tell my own family, "Please, just don't… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I used to be very quick, I would be able to leave the room and be back before you noticed. When you… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Staying together is a challenge. We all have to accept qualities in other people that aren't always exactly what we want or… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I would never want to vilify somebody who considered abortion murder. I was an illegitimate child myself. I may not have existed… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
There has long been a bemoaning of the lack of opportunity to make films that are anything but explosions or the ladling… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I resist all established beliefs. My religion basically is to be immediate, to live in the now. It's an old cliche, I… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
If you want your freedom, you have to be willing to work hard to exercise it. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye. But I can't look into the eyes of… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I love women who have a strong sense of themselves because I know I have a pretty good idea of what I… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
As an actor, I want to give in to the collaboration with the director because I don't want my work to be… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
When I come up against a director who has a concept that I don't agree with, or maybe I just haven't thought… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I did not want to be coming off the stage at the mercy of what somebody else told me I did. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I love discourse. I'm dying to have my mind changed. I'm probably the only liberal who read Treason, by Ann Coulter. I… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I want a big 25-foot pink statue that holds my grave. Or I also might like the way the Indians did it.… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
The way I reacted to 9/11 was I decided I didn't want to do any movies that are sad or critical. I… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I don't believe that relationships are fixed things. People are necessarily complex and confused beings. We don't always do the right thing,… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
It's not like I'm starved for company - I have a few very good lady friends - but there's only a certain… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
At 55 I said the probability is I won't have another relationship. I just didn't want to start another family. Between my… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Women are sort of like motorcycle gangs with me. They get really shy and polite. I don't know why. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I love writing, but I stopped because I felt I was more effective approaching filmmaking from a different vantage point. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I was invited to join the MGM cartoon department. But if I'd started work in animation I'd have had to take a cut in… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I don't play golf competitively. I tell everybody that I cheat so they won't gamble with me. That's why you can't watch football. Everybody's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I'm such a perfectionist. I always feel overpraised or whatever. In the abstract, I know I'm a good person, a good professional. But it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I think it's good if a man gives a woman some time to herself because I think we all need that and we can… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I've always had an urge to feed my need to have fun and feel free. I don't see any interesting alternatives. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image