Humor Quote by J.L. Merrow Download Open image ““God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school.”” — J.L. Merrow ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“It wasn't all that different from any particularly demanding boarding school, except that of course nobody ever went home for the holidays and we… — Kage Baker Copy Share Image
“Why not just tell my parents the boarding school thing wasn't working out, and go home? That offer had been on the table from… — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“The petty worries of the school room must not be carried to your home or boarding place.” — Thomas E. Sanders Copy Share Image
“I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.” — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been in jail, mate? Whatever you did in your life, nothing can be compared to a single day in jail.” — Stefania Mattana Copy Share Image
“I knew from experience that next to jail the place with the highest concentration of trifling bitches was elementary school.” — Patricia Williams Copy Share Image
“So I sat there and thought about faking a heart attack so I could skip school for a few months. I mean, they wouldn’t… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“less than an hour ago, all I'd wanted was detention. Now, I was nominated for homecoming court and going to the big dance with… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Even a ship can become a prison if all you see around you are bars.” — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“You never did...anything else with Ren?" I knew he wasn't talking about me painting him and stuff. "Why would I want him when I… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“He gave me a kiss and said good night.” “He didn’t! The bastard.” “Yeah,” I muttered to the tabletop. “He said he’d had a… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“His gaze kept sliding in my direction, then zipping back to Phil, as if he’d heard you should make eye contact with people you’re… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“That’s my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You’ve got to love him.” — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art shop. I don’t know if they use real rabbits in… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Look, I really appreciate you bringing me here, but I think there’s something you ought to know about me.” David smiled. “If it’s that… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he’d… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, ’cause I never been this far away from home… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I’ll deal with you later. He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to take he… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you got to make a stand on something, even when the thing itself isn't that important. It's like the difference between painting and… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.” — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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