“Feeling inspired, I grabbed one of Jay’s cookbooks from the kitchen shelf and flicked through until I found a recipe for something I recognised. Lasagna. That was just pasta, and pasta was easy, right? Trying not to be put off… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I spent a restless night plagued with excruciating dreams of Adam sucking me off in front of Matt, Jay and my mother. Matt and Jay weren’t paying much attention, being too busy excavating each other’s tonsils with their tongues, but… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“You never did...anything else with Ren?" I knew he wasn't talking about me painting him and stuff. "Why would I want him when I… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“He gave me a kiss and said good night.” “He didn’t! The bastard.” “Yeah,” I muttered to the tabletop. “He said he’d had a… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“His gaze kept sliding in my direction, then zipping back to Phil, as if he’d heard you should make eye contact with people you’re… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“That’s my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You’ve got to love him.” — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art shop. I don’t know if they use real rabbits in… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Look, I really appreciate you bringing me here, but I think there’s something you ought to know about me.” David smiled. “If it’s that… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he’d… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, ’cause I never been this far away from home… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I’ll deal with you later. He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to take he… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you got to make a stand on something, even when the thing itself isn't that important. It's like the difference between painting and… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.” — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image