Humor Quote by J. Fally

“They couldn't very well bag everyone wearing a cowboy hat. This was Texas, which meant there'd be plenty of hats, and besides, there was…

— J. Fally

“We’re good to move.” “Cool.” Kolya’s smile was every bit as tight-lipped as Riley’s, but it was real. “Tell us when you need help.”…

— J. Fally

“Whatever else the entity was, Young was starting to suspect it was also part cockroach.”

— J. Fally

“Killer yuppies in a soccer-mom car. It did have that certain je ne said quois.”

— J. Fally

“Riley tried not to hyperventilate or think too closely about the Alien movies and their take on extraterrestrial encounters. When he was done checking…

— J. Fally

“I’m so good at my job the law thinks I’m three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and French, I…

— J. Fally

“Lord, save him from those with good intentions, for they tended to leave the worst damage.”

— J. Fally

“Young certainly wouldn't have expected to be ambushed by three yuppies gone bad in El Paso, Texas. . . . young had never before…

— J. Fally

“He’s unrepentant,' McClane pronounced, 'and insulting. And possibly suicidal. Can we kick him in the face?”

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“I got body snatched by an alien." McClane grumbled a protest. "A sentient alien armor and weapons system," Riley clarified. "Very sophisticated. Very unique.…

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“There was only one Riley Cooper and McClane wanted him, with all his perfect imperfections, the insecurity and the stubborn pride, the poor conflict-solving…

— J. Fally

“Confession was the emotional equivalent to puking, Riley supposed. Something bad went down, bits of it came back up, you felt better.”

— J. Fally