Funny Quote by J. Fally

“The next person who attempts to shoot, stab, strangle, maim, maul, or manipulate me in any way, shape, or form is going to have…

— Abigail Roux

“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap. His cologne…

— Dani Alexander

“If I hear any of you talk," Winston says. "I will personally send Brendan over to kick you in the face." "I am not…

— Tahereh Mafi

“That's just stupid, Tory! Quit being so damn stubborn!” “Not a chance! You've got some kind of death wish! We can't even trust our…

— Kathy Reichs

“You might want to stop with the threats before my heart gives out.” “You look healthy enough.” “And you look sane. Imagine that,” Stunt…

— Lyn Gala

“I don't ask you - fribble!' snapped his lordship, rounding on him, with the speed of a whiplash. 'You may keep your tongue between…

— Georgette Heyer

“Well, we learned a vital lesson here today, me mateys. You canna keelhaul a demon no matter how hard you try for it. The…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“He’s looking like he’s unconscious,” Jack answered genuinely, not even a hint of sarcasm in his voice. “I think you hit him so hard…

— Kevin Weinberg

“Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.' Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. "Remind me never to piss you off.”

— Kiersten White

“Whoa,calm-" I whipped around, slapping my palm flat against the chest of-Jack. Again. Seriously,one of these times I was going to kill him by…

— Kiersten White

“Someone stop him!’ ‘He’s gone too far!’ ‘He’s just a boy—he’ll kill himself!’ ‘Grab”

— Simon Nicholson

“To the attention of the New Fiddleham Police Department: You've got my middle-C, and I would like it back. ... Please return Jackaby's tuning…

— William Ritter