Humor Quote by Homer Simpson Download Open image “Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.” — Homer Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Apu Need Hold Tap Humor Keg Pack Need Need Keg Six pack
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
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