Beer Quote by Steve Smith

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are…

— Thomas de Quincey

“Morse poured himself a can of beer. "Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't it?”

— Colin Dexter

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

— Homer

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

— Greg Gutfeld

Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you…

— Gary Shteyngart

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success,…

— Tom DeLonge

“I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good ideas with…

— Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

— Prince William

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

— Dave Grohl

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been…

— John Daly

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!

— Kristin Davis

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my…

— Danny Brown

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

— George Bernard Shaw