Funny Quote by Green Monk

My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me.

— Christopher Mintz Plasse

“The rest of the evening is spent snugglefucking back in the hotel suite. Wanting to reward Isa for having taken her punishment so well,…

— Ella Dominguez

Tongue; well that's a wery good thing when it an't a woman.

— Charles Dickens

A sparing tongue is the greatest treasure among men.

— Hesiod

“Here our sexy masseuses are highly skilled when it comes to performing nuru massage. They will slide all over your body in a rhythmic,…

— crispinrexweb

I was not kissing her. I just telling her lips a secret

— KM II

I always said to my wife, 'That's for sissies. Girls get facials.' The first time I tried it I said, 'Oh man, what the…

— Michael Anthony

Nobody told me you were cheating, it's just a feeling I had. So if I'm right, you got to lie to me, then I…

— Brook Benton

See shes on my tonge my taste buds

— Claudia And Lil Wayne

Never trust your Tongue when your Heart is Bitter…

— Anonymous

“You play with your tongue? You know, I can, too. Just when I do, it’s cuter,” I paused, “sexier even. Your tongue play? Ugh,…

— Alyse M. Gardner

After a tongue has once got the knack of lying, it is not to be imagined how impossible almost it is to reclaim it.…

— Michel de Montaigne