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I want Tom Cruise to play his character from Magnolia in every movie he does from now on. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
It's it because it's 2am, or am I really enjoying The Day After Tomorrow. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
My love affair with everywhere was innocent. Why do you care. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
If you drum open handed, you automatically look like a better/cooler drummer than every other drummer. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
One of the saddest moments in film history? When Berry Pepper dies in Saving Private Ryan. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
Can we just give it up for Eisenberg in Social Network one more time. God damn. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
I bet Ed Harris and James Caan run into each other a lot in auditions. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait.… — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
The way Hendrix plays his guitar, is the way I put in my contacts. If not better. — Christopher Mintz Plasse Copy Share Image
