Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
A pill to make you numb, a pill to you make you dumb, a pill to make you anybody else, but all the drugs… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?" — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven't even opened yet! — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
I'm careful, controlled, bodily conservative: if someone offered me a pill I'd only ever take a half. — Roy Harper Copy Share Image
I would be pleased if someone would invent a pill to remove my impatience, moodiness, and occasional bursts of anger. But if they did,… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
By the time I got to college in the '90s, virtually every young woman I knew was on the pill. It was like a… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
Down in the national news section, there's an article on a new pill, the 'Valium' they're calling it, 'to help women cope with everyday… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
