Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Walter Plinge, the inventor of predictive text, has died. His funfair will be hello on sundial.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“Y'know, if anyone happens to know the name of a good literary agent that will actually return phone calls...” — Rob Steele Copy Share Image
“The lines gradually become their own demiurges and, like some witless yet miraculous participant, I witness the birth on paper of sentences that have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it was Fran Lebowitz who said that there are no writing prodigies. You have to have something to write about. — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
“Don Quixote is so crazy that he is sure no author could have invented him” — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
“Who knows what wonders, what horrors, may have transpired in the dim past, before our race stood erect? Who can guess at the mysteries… — S.T. Joshi Copy Share Image
“DECEMBER 3, 1992 No LOL Matter On December 3, 1992, Neil Papworth sent the world’s first text message, making it a very bad day… — Michael Farquhar Copy Share Image
“One glance at (a book) and you hear the voice of another person - perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millenia,… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“What must a text be if it can, by itself in a way, turn itself in order to shine again, after an eclipse, with… — Jacques Derrida Copy Share Image
The Italian historian Armando Petrucci has done more than anyone else to revive interest in public writing. His groundbreaking Public Lettering: Script, Power, and… — Geoffrey Nunberg Copy Share Image
“My Lord... what is Death like?" called the old man tremulously. "When I have investigated it fully, I will let you know," came the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When we have learnt to call storms, storms, and death, death, and birth, birth, when we have mastered the sailor's horn-book and Mr Piddington's… — Henry de Vere Stacpoole Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image