Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Too late
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Valentines day is a day where committed peoples also broke up and started searching for New Relationship. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Being in relationship and not celebrating valentines day is really a damp... it really hurt la — Duri Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to break your heart, but this day is all but a capitalist move! If you love someone, you should make his/her every… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's no need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Valentines day is just a date. But you could get a date ... and then eat dates together. — Joana L Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
