Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash .” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“What should I do?" I ask. "You should have a really good excuse. And maybe you should cry -- girls do that, right? And… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened. — Mathias Rust Copy Share Image
Her eyes screamed the saddest apology the world has ever heardoh the scars on her wrist? dont worry, she says their just a reminder… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
She hurt me in such a manner that tears came out without any expression. — Aakaash Dev Copy Share Image
I broke my finger in a stunt in a very not-too-romantic way. I was just trying to tackle someone, and I just flicked his… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
To my embarrassment, I was crying again. Real girl tears for the second time, these ones born out of frustration. That didn't happen to… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
If you see a girl crying, dry the tears and tell her its going to be alright. — The Forgotten Copy Share Image
Dear friend,look in the mirror.Stop pretending.If you can't think of a better excuse,you have no excuse. — Marianette Carbito Copy Share Image
You called me selfish, I turned away, I festered and I fled; Cutting and wounding and lashing out, Just to see if you bled... — VishEmo Copy Share Image
I'm the type of girl who could have tears streaming down her face and still insist that everything is fine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never want to have an excuse, but there's a reason for everything. — Nelson Agholor Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
