Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Ladies: guys wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Ladies: Men wouldn't cheat if you did a little less nagging, and a little more gagging. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Many men swallow the being cheated, but no man can ever endure to chew it. — George Savile Copy Share Image
There's no way to cheat a sensualist like me, somebody who can die laughing for hours over the pattern of the carpet in a… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
I never say 'nagging.' I think that 'nagging' is a term that men created to get women to pipe down some. But, it's a… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Guys like to gaslight us, and it's not cool. And it happens so much; it's happened to me in relationships. It's happened to me… — Ava Max Copy Share Image
I've actually seen guys do that - cheat on their girlfriends at parties and then lose it with rage when they find out they've… — Karl Glusman Copy Share Image
“Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' … until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn’t willing to leave his lover… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A lot of men are very sloppy with the way they cheat. You can get caught from your cell phone or hanging around the… — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
When I was meeting people in L.A., guys always thought if they paid for dinner, they deserved a blow job. But generally, I'll say… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
