Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being six inches!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Can I ask you something personal?” Six inches but I tell everyone eight. — John Barnes Copy Share Image
How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches! — Mae West Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to be a chemical-engineering student, but I started studying acting, and I went for a cattle call, up against hundreds of people.… — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
Whenever you get one inch above the ground in your own esteem, you are that inch too high! — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Girls be begging for 12 inch dicks and they pussy only 6 inches deep...you tryna die tonight? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
