Brokers Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Brokers Funny He man Humor Investing Men Money
The reason so many financial advisors are called brokers is because they are often broker than you. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Methinks, that a broker, however good and savvy, will only speak about the stock that interest him after he has bought enough of shares… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
Once the brokerage house, rather than the bank, became the locus for American savings, that money would find its way into the stock market,… — Ron Chernow Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
People who invest make money for themselves; people who speculate make money for their brokers. And that, in turn, is why Wall Street perennially… — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
I was a trader for a company. That's different from the brokers who we sort of disdain as sort of just errand boys. — Melvin Van Peebles Copy Share Image
Full service brokers, in this day and age of low cost mutual funds and discount brokers, are really nothing more than machines for ripping… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
Brokers are sharks, and you have to always be prepared for the worst. — Ryan Serhant Copy Share Image
The man who begins to speculate in stocks with the intention of making a fortune usually goes broke, whereas the man who trades with… — Charles Dow Copy Share Image
In the public mind, an investment banker is no longer conservative; he's a risk taker, a gambler in high stakes, not to mention a… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
What boy well raised can compare with your street gamin who has the knowledge and the shrewdness of a grown-up broker. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Israel must never be expected to jeopardize her security: if she was ever foolish enough to do so, and then suffered for it, the… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
I was a trader for a company. That's different from the brokers who we sort of disdain as sort of just errand boys. — Melvin Van Peebles Copy Share Image
The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It is curious that Christianity, which is idealism, is sturdily defended by the brokers, and steadily attacked by the idealists. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
If your broker or investment advisor is not familiar with the concept of standard deviation of returns, get a new one. — William J. Bernstein Copy Share Image
We've always had a dual role in the region - friend of Israel, and honest broker. We've given up the honest broker role completely. — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Japan should get more involved in mediating disputes between countries and seek to play the role of a peace broker. To make this possible,… — Sadako Ogata Copy Share Image
We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or person sells… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Diversification is something that stock brokers came up with to protect themselves, so they wouldn't get sued for making bad investment choices for clients.… — Jim Rogers Copy Share Image
