Brokers Quote by Robert Orben

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

— George Carlin

Actually, I bought one share of Warren Buffett's stock, probably 35 years ago, in order to read his letters.

— Sam Wyly

“The broker said the stock was "poised to move." Silly me, I thought he meant up.”

— Randy Thurman

Methinks, that a broker, however good and savvy, will only speak about the stock that interest him after he has bought enough of shares…

— Sucheta Dalal

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

— Alexander Woollcott

The first thing I ever invested in was Twitter. Blaine Cook, former CTO, was leaving the company and asked me if I wanted to…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

I was a trader for a company. That's different from the brokers who we sort of disdain as sort of just errand boys.

— Melvin Van Peebles

Too many people say to their brokers, I can't deal with this. Take my money. Do what you want. That's the worst attitude you…

— Maria Bartiromo

“Companies with pronounceable names do better than others for the first week after the stock is issued,”

— Daniel Kahneman

“shares. You can gain further insight by identifying”

— Andrew Macarthy

Never pay the slightest attention to what a company president ever says about his stock.

— Bernard Baruch

Shares are not mere pieces of paper. They represent part ownership of a business. So, when contemplating an investment, think like a prospective owner.

— Warren Buffett