Baseball Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baseball Home Objects Safe
Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts. — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I dedicate all my time to baseball, because when you come from where I come from, you don't want to risk anything. — Vladimir Guerrero Copy Share Image
Carrying the ball is one of the strongest points in my game and I like to be a danger on the pitch. — Shaun Wright-Phillips Copy Share Image
Baseball is my escape. The sights, the sounds, the way the park smells. There is truly no place I would rather be than at… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
When I get on the field, it's just going to be another game, You get out there and it's just baseball. — Eric Byrnes Copy Share Image
Baseball is green and safe. It has neither the street intimidation of basketball nor the controlled Armageddon of football… Baseball is a green dream… — Luke Salisbury Copy Share Image
The whole goal is to put some barrels on the baseball and hope good things happen. Sometimes it turns into doubles, sometimes it turns… — Corey Seager Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to… — Gaylord Perry Copy Share Image
When you're in the middle of a pennant race, you can't go up there thinking about home runs. — Sammy Sosa Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Spring training means flowers, people coming outdoors, sunshine, optimism and baseball. Spring training is a time to think about being young again. — Ernie Banks Copy Share Image
Pitchers pitch differently. Hitters, hardly anyone has the same stance. That's just how it is. — Ryan Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Five World Series rings, 3000-plus hits, the fame, the fortune and playing for the second most historic franchise in baseball... These are just some… — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
I don't want the electronic strike zone. I like the element of sometimes pitches don't get called. Guys don't receive it well or whatever… — Kyle Schwarber Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH to the National League. — George Brett Copy Share Image
In all honesty, once you become a professional, number one, you're no longer a fan. I don't root for the Dodgers, really. I just… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
When I step into the batters box. The fans, the noise, the cheers, they all disappear. For that moment, the world is just a… — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Copy Share Image
