Buttons Quote by George Carlin

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to…

— Michael O'Donoghue

One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Nothing real or truthful makes its way to TV unless you are smart and know how to sneak it in, and I would tell…

— Roseanne Barr

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

— David Letterman

It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV.

— Anonymous

With TV, the most important thing is just to get people to turn it on.

— Miranda Otto

If I thought someone was just chatting me up because of being on TV, it'd kill me.

— Kelvin Fletcher

If watching television doesn't hasten death, it surely manages to make death very inviting; for television so shamelessly sentimentalizes and romanticizes death that it…

— John Irving

I haven't killed anyone on television in years and years. Must have been twenty something years.

— Gavin MacLeod

“Kill your television!”

— Paul Thomas Anderson

Television can only destroy.

— Paul Virilio

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

— Anonymous