Always smile Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Always smile Clients Funny Humor Law Lawyer People Smile more Stupid Stupid people
Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When I first became a judge on the district court, I had one lawyer who came to argue before me, and he was looking off to the side as he was talking. I started asking him questions, and all of a sudden he whipped around and looked at me intently. I could see in his eyes that he had finally… — Sonia Sotomayor Copy Share
Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely. — C.J. Sansom Copy Share Image
Lawyering is very individualistic. There are lawyers who are going to be that persistent birddog, they're never going to give up on the client,… — Lynne Stewart Copy Share Image
In legal practice, in the representation of clients, I have always felt deeply engaged, serene, and not all inclined to stand aside. I have… — Louis Begley Copy Share Image
When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose. — Warren Christopher Copy Share Image
I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're… — John Roberts Copy Share Image
A lawyer actually has to see all sides of a situation. Lawyers actually might be the most understanding human beings. — Derek Cianfrance Copy Share Image
You will find this hard to believe, but I've never laughed as much as I did when I was a corporate lawyer. When you're… — Susan Cain Copy Share Image
Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they often come… — Thane Rosenbaum Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Did you know...that when you walk past a flower, whether it be in somebody's garden or on a vacant hillside, the flower will always… — Ron Atchison Copy Share Image
You will find out that Charity is a heavy burden to carry, heavier than the kettle of soup and the full basket. But you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God smiles as He has always smiled; Ere suns and moons could wax and wane, Ere stars were thundergirt, or piled The Heavens, God… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
My mother's career was over at 40 but she was still trying to be everyone's buddy, always smiling for the cameras. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling. — Carlos Santana Copy Share Image
I'm a very positive person, but this whole concept of having to always be nice, always smiling, always happy, that's not real. It was… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
The main thing that you have to remember on this journey is, just be nice to everyone and always smile. Always appreciate things, because… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
Never frown because someone could be falling in love with your smile. — Brittany Reedy Copy Share Image
He's just always positive. He's always smiling and he's always trying. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image