Audience Quote by John Roberts

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

— Robert J. White

Both law and comedy are heavily focused on thought and viewing all angles. To write a good joke, you have to look at a…

— Troy Walker

Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people…

— Thomas Bernhard

With Congress and the S.E.C. so heavily peopled by lawyers, and with lawyers having been so heavily involved in drafting financial disclosure documents now…

— Charlie Munger

A lot of people probably don't realize how difficult it is to stick to that lawyer speak when you're not a lawyer. I see…

— Carrie Preston

I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it; also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful,…

— Alan Dershowitz

It is unpardonable conceit not to laugh at your own jokes. Joking is undignified; that is why it is so good for one's soul.…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

— Josh Billings

Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they often come…

— Thane Rosenbaum

As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we're in a certain situation. When we're not doing that, we're…

— Mike Colter

Lawyers tend to be bright people. They tend to be-much more than many journalists I've encountered-sticklers for detail and accuracy, and they have a…

— Ann Coulter

"Lawyers Are": Perilous mouths.

— William Shakespeare