Cake Quote by George Carlin

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

— Nikhil Saluja

“Looks like Kelsey wins the award for early riser. And doesn’t she look purtier than a pat of butter meltin’ all over a stack…

— Colleen Houck

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to…

— George Carlin

“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, "Fuck…

— George Carlin

Pancakes, all that, I ain't got love for these bitches. I swear it be rare if I call back. Wake up with 'em, I…

— D Block

I think children are like pancakes: You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

— Kelly Ripa

“Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place.”

— Matt Simpson

Ruth hadn't talked to my sister since before my death, and then it was only to excuse herself in the hallway at school. But…

— Alice Sebold

Life's not linear at all. It happens in lighting flashes. So fast you don't see those lay-you-out cold moments coming at you until you're…

— Karen Marie Moning

“He'd say most kids were made of sugar and spice, but his Kylee was made of pancakes.”

— Mia Moore

Charles preferred his deer to taste like meat and his pancakes to look like pancakes. Brother Wolf thought he was too picky. Brother Wolf…

— Patricia Briggs

I don't really like the whole pancake look.

— Lara Stone