Alive Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alive Break Days Days Alive Every day Has beens My own Number Days Numbers Personal Record Record Number Records
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I like to look on the bright side: Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — Scott Frank Copy Share Image
Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts. — Earl Campbell Copy Share Image
If I could have a record that represents every stage of my life, I'd be putting out one a month. Everything is always changing,… — Frankie Cosmos Copy Share Image
I get excited when I see personal records being kind of set and broken. — Stefanos Tsitsipas Copy Share Image
I don't know if I want to break my own record. I think I would rather leave it as it is. — Mark McGwire Copy Share Image
The majority of my records that become big records are usually done in one day. — Jermaine Dupri Copy Share Image
It's like you don't know you're making a record unless you're half-killing yourself. — Andrew Bird Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars,… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I don't crave applause. I'm not one of those guys who comes alive on stage. I'm much more alive at home, I think. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
We must master our egoism, and through this mastery, step outside ourselves and educate ourselves in giving. Fasting requires that we rediscover all that… — Tariq Ramadan Copy Share Image
I can't say that there are 'things' that make me come alive. There are thoughts that make me come alive. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
We're like the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, then eat the little brats alive. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
If Jovan Belcher didn't possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
Peace is an ongoing process. It begins with the first step and it does not end. We, all of us alive today, are the… — David Krieger Copy Share Image
I think adoption becomes complicated whenever the biological parents are alive. — James Haven Copy Share Image
The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound. — Maureen Duffy Copy Share Image
I have tried to resign myself, and to console myself; and that, I hope, I may have done imperfectly; but what I cannot firmly… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
If Melanchthon were alive today, he might not weep because of controversies that surround the Lord's Supper, but he might well sorrow because of… — Erwin W. Lutzer Copy Share Image
