Alive Quote by George Carlin

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

— Green Monk

I like to look on the bright side: Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

— Scott Frank

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

— Bill Murray

Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

— George Carlin

I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.

— Anonymous

I don't know my record. I've been around a while.

— Dan Henderson

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

— Yogi Berra

The majority of my records that become big records are usually done in one day.

— Jermaine Dupri

If anything, my record is a strength for me.

— Brian Kemp

I don't think I went a year or so without a record between 1959 and 1979, sometimes two.

— Dave Van Ronk

In this business, you're as good as your last hit record, and mine was more than 26 years ago.

— Tiny Tim

I have a competitive streak.

— Rich Eisen