Humor Quote by Gasmaskman

“She hated using airplane toilets. She was always afraid the plane would choose the exact moment she was most defenseless to crash, and she'd…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“The idea of putting that stuff on her soldier was actually bringing her close to an orgasm. ”

— Sara King

“I think of Lindsay in the bathroom of Rosalita’s, and wonder how many people are clutching secrets like little fists, like rocks sitting in…

— Lauren Oliver

“She makes a very beautiful corpse, sir. It's quite a privilege to attend on her. It's not too much to say that she will…

— Bram Stoker

“Why? What happened to her? Did you get her pregnant? Shove her down a flight of stairs? Help her evil twin abduct her and…

— Stacey Kade

“Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“She'd heard theories in her time regarding the number-one enemy of everything, ranging from Osama bin Laden to premarital sex. The dust theory she…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it”

— Darynda Jones

“It made me alert, like someone had scrubbed mint all over my skin. I'd walk into that stinking, miserable prison and for the next…

— Jennifer Egan

“When they confronted her like this, she felt like a delicate freaking time bomb just waiting for a time and a place to explode.”

— Missy Lyons

“...her gaze settling on Bush International Airport. What is it with politicians anyway, always rushing to put their name on everything? She couldn't think…

— D.B. Reynolds

“The boxes stood there, judging her. Who came up with the names for these things? Early Pregnancy Test was fine, but First Response? What…

— Julia Kent