Humor Quote by Gasmaskman Download Open image ““It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.”” — Gasmaskman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational Philosophical Psychology
“The thoughts start gathering, butting up against the caution tape surrounding my brain, strategizing and preparing to rush in and take over.” — Tamara Ireland Stone Copy Share Image
“Trying to guess the enemy’s next move is useful; trying to guess what they are thinking is pointless.” — Raymond E. Feist Copy Share Image
“Your mind is the battlefield where success and failure fight for dominance.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
“The mind is of counter-attacking nature. It is the counter-attacking of attacks we did in the past. When attacks are stopped, the counter-attacking will… — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
“The ONLY time the human MIND start to work well is when the human START to think well.” — Dr.Nana Adu-Boafo Jnr Copy Share Image
“...the best missile defence system of all would be a just and lasting peace.” — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
“There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments--lest that is one's career.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image