Humor Quote by Gasmaskman Download Open image ““Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.”” — Gasmaskman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Respect
“heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don’t be doing any trash to the stuff we order. "In that… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“up against. I was in charge of what I would be wearing down the aisle.” — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Now, I believe it is time for the groom to get ready." He points toward the back pew. "Suit's in the bag there. Private… — Nicole Fox Copy Share Image
“The clock is ticking. I should be leaving right now. But what I want to do is take Cicely in my arms and press… — Laura Bradley Rede Copy Share Image
“Maybe you all didn't notice,but when that hospital was about to crumble with all those innocent people inside, Thom was the only one who… — Perry Moore Copy Share Image
“Do you need a hand with the zipper, Gidge?" he asks, leaning down into my ear. I want to say yeah, but not the… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“His first question shows how well he knows me: TheRoommate: "Did you take any money out of her purse?” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“They will base that judgment on whatever the status of your escort and manners are." "Escort and manners?" Tucker scoffed. "What good are manners?… — Emory Sharplin Copy Share Image
Hey,” the cabbie yelled. “How’s about a tip?” “You bet-ski,” Evie said, heading toward the old Victorian mansion, her long silk scarf trailing behind… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments--lest that is one's career.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
“That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
