Funny Quote by Eric Cartman Download Open image ““F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home”” — Eric Cartman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Legendary South park
“Come home with me tonight. Please. Let's figure all this out...together” — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
