Comedy Quote by Dylan Moran

I can't swim.

— Louis Walsh

I'm about to drive in the ocean. I'mma try to swim from something bigger than me.

— Frank Ocean

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

— Joe E. Lewis

If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim.

— Berti Vogts

You'd be amazed at what I can do. Did you know I can swim?

— Ryan Lochte

I think swimming's hard because I can't float.

— Erinn Smart

I am not a trained swimmer nor I know how to drive a vehicle.

— Nikki Tamboli

You can't walk on water until you get yourself out the boat.

— Craig Groeschel

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.

— Anonymous

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

— Zayn Malik

I don't even know how to swim!

— Lea Thompson

I am just not a water baby. I can swim, but I just don't.

— Richard Armitage