Humor Quote by Doug Pierce

“multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad! (the story girl)”

— Anonymous

“I got zero on a maths test once," I said. "The teacher said he'd wanted to give me a minus number, but the computer…

— J.L. Merrow

I'm not good at math. Numbers are a terrifying thing to me. My father is a whiz with money and the stock market, and…

— Chris Gethard

“Math is a science of not being wrong about things,”

— Jordan Ellenberg

“Has anyone ever told you you’re sexy as hell when you’re mathematizing?”

— Kresley Cole

“Finding a number before zeros—a story that never ends.”

— Hannan Sher

The mathematical phenomenon always develops out of simple arithmetic, so useful in everyday life, out of numbers, those weapons of the gods: the gods…

— Le Corbusier

“Certainly one of the most important things I learned is that numbers can be deceiving. There is a logic to mathematics, but there is…

— Harry Markopolos

“Only in the world of mathematics do two negatives multiply into a positive.”

— Abby Morel

Nothing brings fear to my heart more than a floating point number.

— Gerald Jay Sussman

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite…

— Jarod Kintz

Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does…

— Anonymous