Humor Quote by Devan Sipher Download Open image ““Love means never having to shave your back.”” — Devan Sipher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Love Love means Weddings
“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You're hung up on something that's never going to love you back.” — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
“At first, gratitude felt like love. Now it felt like swallowing razor blades” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Love is like the moon: if it's not waxing, it's waning, but it's the same as the last time, always the same.” — Mikhail Shishkin Copy Share Image
“When you love something it loves you back in whatever way it has to love.” — John Knowles Copy Share Image
“It wasn't until I found the courage to look inthe mirror and say, 'I Love You' with conviction that I felt truly amazing! If… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you let someone sweep you off your feet, you better be prepared to land on your ass.” — Devan Sipher Copy Share Image
“There should be exit interviews for dating. Just a brief evaluation of the highlights and challenges of the relationship, and maybe a few questions… — Devan Sipher Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image