Cows Quote by Demetri Martin

“Think about cows think about cows think about delicious fat cows. . .”

— Tui T. Sutherland

“Don’t know if you noticed,” I say with false lightness, “but it’s raining cows and chickens out there.” Her snort buffets my skin. “Cows…

— Kristen Callihan

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.

— David Lynch

“Does anyone like a fat old cow?" "Maybe other fat old cows?”

— Allan Dare Pearce

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

— Deborah Kerr

“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and…

— Sarah Waters

“WHERE'S MY COW?! IS THAT MY COW?! HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!! THAT'S NOT MY COW! THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!”

— Terry Pratchett

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand.

— Elton John

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow.…

— Shel Silverstein

“dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. “I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was…

— Michael Hopkins

I hate when an obese girl asks who I looks like. Her weight was 120 Kg, she looks like an elephant.

— Anonymous