Humor Quote by David Wong

“Fred whispered, “Okay. If I don’t come back, and say they don’t got my body, like if Justin eats me or somethin’, tell everybody…

— David Wong

Too bad you didn't just take Max up on his offer, Four. Well, too bad for you, anyway," says Eric quietly as he clicks…

— Veronica Roth

“Max raised his head and used the sleeve of his chamois shirt to wipe his face. “You’re the one who hit Fred, right?” “Yep.…

— Marie Force

“Gunfire cracked around them. “Just warning shots,” he yelled. “How do you know?” “We’re not dead.”

— Brynn Kelly

“Now what?” John asked. He’d put up his gun. I still hadn’t. I felt better with it out for some reason. “Now I go…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“You killed Dresden,” Fred said. “That’s a problem.” “It needed to happen.” “I’m not sure it did,” Fred replied, but his voice was careful.…

— James S.A. Corey

“You pushed it too far. You shouldn't take the same risk again." "Says the guy who got shot.”

— Joss Stirling

“Okay,” Nina said. “We’re all thinking it, but I’m going to say it. That was really, really stupid. If I hadn’t brought my gun,…

— Christa Faust

“Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" "No, Mike. Because if you wanted me…

— Eoin Colfer

“Dennis killed me!”

— Tami Hoag

“I once met a man who was paranoid about dying, so i shot him”

— Mark Read

“You're weird, man," said Max, taking another bite of his sandwich. "That's all there is to say. Someday you're going to kill a whole…

— Dan Wells