Quote by David Sedaris

“The iPhone 2 led to the 3, but I didn’t get the 4 or 5 because I’m holding out for the 7, which, I’ve…

— David Sedaris

I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to…

— Darynda Jones

“(By the way, yes, it’s TASER in all caps. It’s an acronym for Thomas A. Swift’s Electronic Rifle, believe it or not. Never let…

— Massad Ayoob

“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option.”

— Kiersten White

At the Apple store, the people waiting in line for the iPhone 6 were trampled by the people waiting for the iPhone 7.

— David Letterman

“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t stop because…

— Adam Rex

“Collaborators let down their guards. Successful collaborators still carry a taser.”

— Ryan Lilly

..I think its foolish for people to update there iphone to the newest device knowing in less than a year the next upgrade is…

— C-DASH

“A Taser? Really? What are you, a mall cop?”

— J.J. McAvoy

“Two cops Tasered me at the same time once, and it barely phased me.”

— R.K. Lilley

If there's another iPhone that's better, that's sad for my old iPhone. But it means we get to use a better one.

— Roger Ver

“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and…

— Adam Rex