Mall Cop Quote by J.J. McAvoy Download Open image ““A Taser? Really? What are you, a mall cop?”” — J.J. McAvoy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Mall Cop
“Don't Tase Me Bro! If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm tasing you.” — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t stop because… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“I'm not a cop. I'm just a tattoo artist. I'm just a guy who used to be in love with a girl. I'm just… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“(By the way, yes, it’s TASER in all caps. It’s an acronym for Thomas A. Swift’s Electronic Rifle, believe it or not. Never let… — Massad Ayoob Copy Share Image
“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything bad, I… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“A bodyguard. Sounded possible. The guy hadn’t recognized me, I’d seen that. He was probably here just for protection and surveillance tag team. Or… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“For some reason women these days want men to love them the way they are naturally… While the thought is nice, in reality it… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“If you want to kill me then go ahead, but remember the unspoken rule between us. You are mine, Liam. You belong to me.… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Sei il grande amore della mia vita. Il mio cuore è solo tuo Senza di te la vita non ha più senso. (You are… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“If a man wants my heart he’s going to have to find it and then just take it because I don’t offer it to… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Your life is not guaranteed. My sister is not your insurance. Do not test me and this vast benevolence I am bestowing upon you.” — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“My pop always said poverty fucks with you... makes you think you can do things you really can't and start selling your soul for… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“She’s cold, sir," Greyson said, partially terrified, partially impressed. "Wrong again," I replied. She was a Callahan and like all Callahans... "She’s ruthless.” — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“That ticks me off!” She snapped. “Since when could you bribe me with treats like a fucking child.” I groaned, pinching the bridge of… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Dawn, Cillian. That is how long I’ll wait for your apology. For you to remember you were nothing but a puppet king who forgot… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
“Feed his dark side, enjoy being there with him. Don’t change him. I made him and he is perfect. There is noting to change."… — J.J. McAvoy Copy Share Image
I don't think the Port Authority does a good enough job in anything that they do, quite honestly, but clearly in the area of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
Its not easy to do what you did. You made my men some of the most highly trained professionals in the world look like… — Thor Copy Share Image
