Auditorium Quote by David Sedaris

“If it’s about me, I can be assured that there will be a bunch of empty chairs in the auditorium of my life; save…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Variety is important. Even the finest steak becomes dull when you eat it all the time.”

— Clare Mackintosh

“The thing with restaurant talk is you’re not supposed to take it to heart.”

— Elna Baker

“Be friendly with the cookhouse detail.”

— Lee Child

“I reminded myself of a leftover piece of meat that was starting to spoil.”

— Barbara Honigmann

“There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.”

— Soumeet Lanka

“The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness.”

— John Green

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to…

— Jarod Kintz

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“When you had no one to vent to, everything stayed inside and festered like old meat in a hot fridge.”

— Dia Reeves

“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...”

— Rich Burlew

“The building is quiet. Too damn quiet. The kind of quiet that always precedes the bad guy's unexpected, shit-your-pants moment of arrival in the…

— Michelle Bryan