Love Quote by David Sedaris

“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings”

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When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

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“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?”

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“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.”

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As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.

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