Collecting Quote by David Sedaris

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one…

— Carolyn Murphy

“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)”

— Peter Coomber

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

— Robin Williams

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

“Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know what to…

— Colin Nissan

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun. Some yelled…

— Cole Alpaugh

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

— Karl Pilkington

Even monkeys fall out of trees.

— J. F. Lawton

“I can tell you that these two statues are not monkeys native to India. This one’s a spider monkey. They come from South America.…

— Colleen Houck

When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of monkeys loose…

— Gore Vidal

“While National Geographic magazine had given me a taste of the world, the three-dimensional details of this moment - the tickle of the rain…

— Kristine K. Stevens

I don't find monkeys inherently funny.

— Paul F. Tompkins