Looking for sympathy Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image “If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Looking for sympathy Sympathy
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“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
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“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
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When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
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In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
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“If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
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