Humorous Quote by Anonymous

“Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”

— Thomas Harris

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

— David Sedaris

“You want sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.”

— David Wong

“If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”

— Shannon Stacey

“You know what they say about sympathy...it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.”

— D.W. Wilson

“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.”

— Shannon Stacey

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

— Ilona Andrews

One day soon you will meet a man, and he will rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and it is my greatest hope…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

— Jeremy Clarkson

“You have more zeal than good taste, Martín. The disease afflicting you has a name, and that is Grand Guignol : it does to…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“After a lie truth bursts out, and it is no longer the radiant and serene goddess knew or hoped for—it is a disease, it…

— James Stephens

Comforts and syphilis are the greatest enemies of mankind.

— Alexis Carrel