Quote by David Sedaris

She said, “I’m going to have you fired.” I had two people say that to me today, “I’m going to have you fired.” Go…

— David Sedaris

“We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m going to kill you, you know.”

— Abria Mattina

“That’s just my way of saying I would’ve killed you if you’d died.”

— James Dashner

“Tell him he has murdered me! Tell him that I'll haunt him!”

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

“I didn't want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of my miserable…

— Jeff Somers

“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the brakes, rolled down my window,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Suicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m going to set the shed on fire.” I splashed gasoline on the door. The smell was sharp and tugged at the back of…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“If it were a gun,” I said, “I would’ve already taken it out and shot you.”

— Tom Upton

“Just because I murdered a man—my boss—doesn’t mean I deserve to be fired. In fact, as I see it and saw it, I should…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have to kill you,” he stated, using the full press of his body to hold me to the wall, “But—I have to have…

— Lindsay Delagair