Animal Quote by David Sedaris

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”

— Karina Halle

“One afternoon while driving back from the beach, Hugh pointed out a McDonald's bag vomiting its contents onto the pavement. "I say that any…

— David Sedaris

“Toys? When a man—a dom—said toys, he didn’t mean stuffed animals or baseballs.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“toys are for kinds only but me no perfect so listen not”

— a mad man

Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force…

— Lenny Bruce

The rugs that I picked out and the pillows with the little owls, sort of like whimsical throw pillows - I feel like you…

— Busy Philipps

“Call me a prude but I’m a stickler for furnishings in my household not doing things without my say so. If there’s one thing…

— Paul J. Newell

I was a kid in the third grade ... saw a dummy in the toy store. In the '60s and '70s there were a…

— Jeff Dunham

“There’s an organic grocery store just off the highway exit. I can’t remember the last time I went shopping for food.” A smile glittered…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

My whole thing with parenting, even though this is my first time, I want to just put five or six objects on the floor…

— Omarion

If someone gives me a to-do list, I say 'thank you, this is nice.' One needs things to throw in the wastebasket.

— Karl Lagerfeld

My husband calls me 'throwy-outy' - he's horrified at how easily I dispense with things. People I won't let go of, but things, mementos…

— Sonya Walger