Quote by David Sedaris

“There is a saying in the medical profession 'Inside every tablet is a little bit of poison'. Avoid medications if you can.”

— Steven Magee

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“Drugs are bad for you. They will fuck you up.”

— Kurt Cobain

“Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their busted up shoes and haven't had any money for medication for two weeks.”

— Lori Lesko

“It seems to me that this composition has never been in more imminent danger than right now of taking on precisely the informality of…

— J.D. Salinger

“Drugs are great! But they will ruin your life!”

— Alvin Powell

“One person's medicine may be another person's poison.”

— Donald Karshner

“If this is mytstical, what the heck is Advil going to do about it?”

— Kendare Blake

“That’s the biggest danger of incarceration: you get used to it. It’s not the goon in the bathroom with a blade hidden in his…

— Jacques Pauw

“Stoicism sure comes in handy when they take away your underpants.”

— Piper Kerman

“I am stealing more and more money. I keep it in my top drawer beneath my underwear, along with my diaphragm and lipstick and…

— Lorrie Moore

“I don’t do drugs, I’ve never been arrested, and from what I hear, I’m not too shabby in bed. Not that any of you…

— Diana Peterfreund